Yellin: I have no gate key.
Inigo: Fezzik, tear his arms off.
Yellin: Oh, you mean this gate key.
Westley: I told you I would always come for you. Why didn't you wait for me?
Buttercup: Well, you were dead.
Westley: But death cannot stop true love...All it can do is delay it for awhile.
Buttercup: I will never doubt again.
Man in Black: You guessed wrong.Vizzini: You only think I guessed wrong! That's what's so funny! I switched glasses when your back was turned! Ha ha, you fool!! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders. The most famous is never get involved in a land war in Asia; and only slightly less well known is this: Never go in against a Sicilian, when death is on the line!
Max: Hey! Hello in there! Hey! What's so important? Whatcha got here, that's worth living for?
Westley: True...love...
Inigo: True love You heard him! You could not ask for a more noble cause than that.
Max: Sonny, true love is the greatest thing in the world - except for a nice MLT - Mutton, lettuce and tomato sandwich - when the Mutton is nice and lean, and the tomato's ripe. They're so perky. I love that. But that's not what he said! He distinctly said, 'to blaithe.' And as we all know, to blaithe means to bluff. So, you were probably playing cards and he cheated...
Old Woman: Liar!! Liar!! Liarrrrrrr!
Max: Get back, witch!
Old Woman: I'm not a witch, I'm your wife. But after what you just said, I'm not even sure I want to be that anymore.
Max: You never had it so good.
Valerie: Bye bye, boys!
Max: Have fun storming the castle!
Valerie: Think it will work?
Max: It would take a miracle.
Max and Valerie: B-bye!
Clergyman: Mawwiage. Mawwiage is what bwings us togethaw today. Mawwiage, that bwessed awwangement, that dweam within a dweam....<cut> Then wove, twue wove, will follow you fowever...<cut> So tweasure youw...
Humperdink: Skip to the end!
Clergyman: Have you the wing? <cut> Do you Pwincess Buttecwup...
Humperdink: Man and wife! Say man and wife!
Clergyman: Man and Wife.
<Buttercup kisses king on forehead>
King: What was that for?
Buttercup: Because you've always been so kind to me, and I won't be seeing you again since I'm killing myself once we reach the honeymoon suite.
King: Won't that be nice...She kissed me! <giggling>
Man in Black: You're just stalling now.
Vizzini: You'd like to think that, wouldn't you!
Westley: A few more steps and we'll be safe in the fire swamp.
Buttercup: We'll never survive.
Westley: Nonsense! You're only saying that because no one ever has.
Max: What?! What?!
Inigo: Are you the Miracle Max who worked for the king all those years?
Max: The king's stinking son fired me. And thank you so much for bringing up such a painful subject. While you're at it, why don't you give me a nice paper cut, and pour lemon juice on it. We're closed! <Inigo knocks again> Beat it or I'll call the brute squad!
Fezzik: I'm on the brute squad.
Max: You are the brute squad!
Westley: There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world.
It would be a pity to damage yours.Inigo: Lemme 'splain...no, there is too much. Let me sum up.
Inigo: Vizzini, he can...fuss.
Fezzik: Fuss, fuss, I think he likes to scream at us.
Inigo: Probably he means no...harm.
Fezzik: He's very very short on...charm.
Inigo: You have a great gift for rhyme.
Fezzik: Yes, yes, some of the time.
Vizzini: Enough of that!
Inigo: Fezzik, are there rocks ahead?
Fezzik: If there are, we all be dead.
Vizzini: No more rhymes now, I mean it!
Fezzik: Anybody want a peanut?
Vizzini: <yells>
Vizzini: He didn't fall! Inconceivable!
Inigo: You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means...
Inigo: I do not think you would accept my help, since I am only waiting around to kill you.
Man in Black: That does put a damper on our relationship.
Inigo: Who are you?
Man in Black: No one of consequence.
Inigo: I must know.
Man in Black: Get used to disappointment.
Inigo: Okay...
Man in Black: You mean, you'll put down your rock and I'll put down my sword and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people?
Vizzini: I can't compete with you physically, and you're no match for my brains.
Man in Black: You're that smart?
Vizzini: Let me put it this way...Have you ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates?
Man in Black: Yes.
Vizzini: Morons!